Tuesday, August 27, 2013

Snicky du Jour: Miley Cyrus, Sigh, One More Time


In a last ditch effort to get Bob to reconsider his utter hatred of this "freak show wench" as he calls her, I present to you my last best effort to make you look at the Devil's spawn of ol' Achy Breaky Heart Guy with a more favorable eye.





20 comments:

  1. I think pictures #2 and #3 are her best yet, since going with the "Mad Max" haircut. But I know her voice would get super annoying in like 20 seconds flat.

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    1. Hey Czabe, here's a great shot of Miley from Sunday night: http://i.imgur.com/QNsIBY3.jpg

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    2. She looks like a dirty white girl with nasty dirty fingernails, who doesn't brush her teeth, has bad breath, and bad body oder. There is nothing sexy about this woman at all. And believe me..I'm a chick, and I love beautiful women with beautiful shapes and all kinds of sexy. She has nothing. There is nothing there.

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    3. Hey Rhonda, I've seen you perform several times and I love your work.

      How do you walk in those shoes?

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    4. I don't know...I did a gig at Summerfest with a broken toe and heels - the things we do to look good. Thanks so much for the compliment:)

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  2. While the exterior appeal is there, the level of crazy inside over-shadows the total package. It depends on what you are looking to get from her...a relationship that involves conversation, or a 3-song minimum, champaign room experience.

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  3. The short hair does nothing for me. Anything above shoulder length falls into the "mommy haircut" category, which is an immediate, full 2 point deduction.

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  4. Czabe, she is nothing more than a younger, skankier version on Pink (is skankier a word, and did I spell it properly?).

    She has ZERO sex appeal, zero musical talent, and the rails on her "rocket sled to hell" had been well greased.

    Like Vince Neil and the Crüe once wrote, "Girl Don't Go Away Mad (Just Go Away)".

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  6. Meh... I know what she's going for, but she doesn't execute it well. Too annoying on too many levels to be considered a freak sex symbol. She's trying WAY too damn hard to separate teeny bopper Miley from adult stripper-wannabe Miley. Next...

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  7. For the love of that is all holy, please don't post any more pics of her. I totally agree with Bob on this one. She brings nothing to the table. To me all it appears she is doing is trying to ditch her girl next door image she had when she was with Disney, but somewhere along the path, she took a wrong turn and headed towards crazy town.

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  8. Not bad to look at, but I agree that the Crazy/Hot ratio is WAY out of control on this one. Sorry man, the "Softball Coach" haircut does nothing for me, and she gets less hot to me every time I see here out trying way to hard to prove she is the white trash we all expected from Billy-Ray.

    Grow your hair out, get some voice lessons, and learn the difference between sexy and skanky, and we'll talk.

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  9. Freak show wench is a good description for these photos.
    But you have to throw in a heapin' helpin' of trailer park, stripper pole ridin',
    meth head lookin' skank.
    Please. There is nothing hot about this chick.

    I agree with Bogie, please, never poison our eyes with this trash again.

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  10. There is a reason why this girl get so much negative flap about what she's doing right now - and it's not because it's necessarily so "controversial" (it's been done many times before, and by better than her). Quite frankly, I think the negativity is because this girl is trying so hard to be a sex symbol and just doesn't have the sex appeal to pull it off. She's all arms and legs and teeth and elbow and tongue. Yuck!

    It's like John Kruk trying to play linebacker. Yeah, he was a hell of a first baseman, but just wasn't built to run around a football field.

    Miley needs to find a strength and run with it. Sex symbol is definitely not her forte.

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  12. No ass...no tits... what's there to look at... a freaky tongue?

    Thumbs down from me.

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  13. And Edward, you are correct - she is trying too hard to be something. I have to say, and this may sound really odd, but when she was Hannah Montana, I thought she was far sexier than she is now. She's just trying to push an image that is so unnecessary and it's just not attractive at all. Me personally, I don't walk around with nothing on in the house with my boyfriend, but every once in awhile, I will wear his t-shirt to bed, and then get up with that and my pajama shorts on. While it's not something I consider to be sexy - when he sees that I am not trying and just being myself and being comfortable in my own skin, I believe that is what turns most men on. This display of over the top "look at me....I have female parts" is just juvenile and ridiculous.

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