Saturday, January 25, 2014
Mattell's Electronic Football Game - FOR YOUR iPHONE!
Yes, they really did this.
Given the current awesomeness of video games in the digital age, it would seem absurd to "port" the most primitive pre-cursor of modern video game football to an iPhone.
But here you have it.
For those old enough to remember the original.... "bleep... bleep.. BLEEP... bleeeeeeeep" of this "game" (honestly, it deserves the most mocking of air quotes), it may bring back warm and fuzzy feelings of sitting around for hours, honing your button mashing skills.
Perhaps better yet, you should download this app to show to your kids, and their friends... JUST HOW MUCH LIFE SUCKED WHEN YOU WERE 11 YEARS OLD!
Then throw 'em outside, make them shovel the driveway, and give them $2 for their toil.
That'll teach 'em.