tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1566606152366187003.post7564320883318818859..comments2024-03-22T14:05:05.212-04:00Comments on Czabe.com: The Kingsford Company is Full of S***!Czabehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12420874855933163339noreply@blogger.comBlogger29125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1566606152366187003.post-84702968389966860002010-06-30T21:19:31.148-04:002010-06-30T21:19:31.148-04:00I don't know how you can come from the mean st...I don't know how you can come from the mean streets of mclean and not know about a chimney starter or hardwood charcoal. We, the true McLean hoods, know about this stuff. Impostor. You are sounding like you were reared in chantucky.xtrahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12900358822347362833noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1566606152366187003.post-4609526756462468312010-06-30T18:07:59.416-04:002010-06-30T18:07:59.416-04:00I agree, gas is for pussies & women; charcoal ...I agree, gas is for pussies & women; charcoal is for girlie men. The ONLY FUCKING THING to use when wanting the best flavor (and not needing a reason to bitch about how long it takes) is WOOD, specifically mesquite or hickory. If you want it fast, put your meat in the fucking microwave; if you want it the way men were meant to eat meat, it's wood all the way.<br /><br />Jeez, Czabe, you sound as much fun on vacation as Steven A.Crotalus cerasteshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09771023789655588261noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1566606152366187003.post-80182998677648901172010-06-30T15:34:28.645-04:002010-06-30T15:34:28.645-04:00If you want to cook on gas, stay inside and leave ...If you want to cook on gas, stay inside and leave the real grilling to the pros. <br /><br />I only use Match Light during the work week and then a chimney starter on the weekends and they both work great.<br /><br />I agree, gas is more convenient. But I grew up helping my dad cook on charcoal, and waiting for the coals to get ready is just part of the process. Have a cocktail while the coals are getting ready and then start the cooking.<br /><br />Czabe, I normally agree with you, but this time I don't. Enjoy your vacation and looking forward to hearing you back on Bob and Brian.Charliehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03723380824373578214noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1566606152366187003.post-51007019312987203972010-06-30T11:18:17.534-04:002010-06-30T11:18:17.534-04:00Morons that use a gas grill should put their skirt...Morons that use a gas grill should put their skirts on and use the stove. After all, a gas "grill" is just a stove on the patio.<br /><br />Pussies and women cook with that.<br /><br />Anyone that can't make fire is a total moron and should just go back to their city life, get a manny and a pedi, and leave the man work to the real men.<br /><br />All I need is a Webber Kettle, a bag of coals (any will do, but in my experience Kingsford's regular is the tops) and a few matches and I can cook anything for hours.<br /><br />Steve, turn in your f-ing man card, watch some soccer, and have a nice glass of wine, you bitch.<br /><br />LOL.Nighthawkhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15250813343990845213noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1566606152366187003.post-9792790161030033372010-06-30T07:56:58.781-04:002010-06-30T07:56:58.781-04:00just don't use butane. it's a bastard gas...just don't use butane. it's a bastard gas.mrredskinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17534515809990218055noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1566606152366187003.post-18671297990830091042010-06-29T23:45:31.139-04:002010-06-29T23:45:31.139-04:00charcoal is the equivlent of rowing your boat shor...charcoal is the equivlent of rowing your boat shore. using charcoal rather than the propane grill next to you is the equivalent of rowing a powerboat to shore rather than starting the engine. Fucking stupid.<br /><br />You should know how to use charcoal in case of emergencies (or tailgates etc) but that's it.<br /><br />all the guys who tell you about how great it is are the guys that are the hooked blow hards that are still churning their own butter cause it tastes better.<br /><br />go to a cookout and watch one of these guys get the dirty looks from his old lady while the kids are screaming and the wind just blew out the coals (again) kick back and enjoy the show. You'd be able to sell this monkey a $1000 weber when she's done with him.jimhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13320025216633582254noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1566606152366187003.post-16168683667505768272010-06-29T20:59:06.824-04:002010-06-29T20:59:06.824-04:00First off:
Aespen: a sommelier is a wine steward...First off:<br /><br />Aespen: a sommelier is a wine steward, you fucking moron.<br /><br />and <br /><br />Czabe: everyone our age knows, it's O-S-C-A-R M-A-Y-E-R (cuz Oscar Mayer has a way with B-O-L-O-G-N-A) c'mon. It's right after the School House Rock commercial on Saturday morning.Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10822459851288066496noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1566606152366187003.post-19247082435874123082010-06-29T20:46:08.416-04:002010-06-29T20:46:08.416-04:00Charcol is for chumps. Nothing better for a civil...Charcol is for chumps. Nothing better for a civilized man than a good gas grill. starts quick - high heat - no mess. Pros use gas and make it work.Smart Interactive Media, Inc.https://www.blogger.com/profile/08526714083424984637noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1566606152366187003.post-19065709762433987442010-06-29T17:17:18.736-04:002010-06-29T17:17:18.736-04:00I agree 100% with the post about a chimney starter...I agree 100% with the post about a chimney starter. Charcoal tastes much better than gas, and the chimney starter is absolutely idiotproof. Even Stephen A Smith could use it.Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10191285434330560122noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1566606152366187003.post-38101658256533875422010-06-29T12:37:36.751-04:002010-06-29T12:37:36.751-04:00Czabe, the grilling geeks (I'm aspiring to be ...Czabe, the grilling geeks (I'm aspiring to be one) may jump on you for this post due to the fact that it could be construed as anti-charcoal. But you're right about the Kingsford brand, from what I know.<br />You want natural lump charcoal. And if you have a kamado grill (i.e. Big Green Egg), so much the better...now THAT'S some good eatin. But for the record, I use a 5-burner VC (Vermont Castings) propane grill for most of my 'normal' grilling, it's very good if you don't get all crazy and cook everything on High. It's just that it's hard to substitute for that charcoal quality and taste for some items.tnthudsonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10607151075592107967noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1566606152366187003.post-90106133678969581302010-06-29T11:56:35.184-04:002010-06-29T11:56:35.184-04:00Someone forgot their balls at their house when the...Someone forgot their balls at their house when they left for vacation.Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10570434066687465107noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1566606152366187003.post-57625266674714172432010-06-29T11:51:18.040-04:002010-06-29T11:51:18.040-04:00Czaban, this blog post is a disgrace. I've los...Czaban, this blog post is a disgrace. I've lost all respect. Match Light is far from the best stuff to cook on -- I will only buy it if on vacation and don't have my chimney starter with me -- but you people are f'ing retarded if you can't get it to light.<br /><br />Propane and propane accessories are fine too, but only under the following circumstances:<br />- weeknights when you don't have time to let the charcoal chimbley do it's thing <br />- when your charcoal grill's full and you need more space<br />- or your wife's cookingAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1566606152366187003.post-13029950553870557462010-06-29T10:59:06.266-04:002010-06-29T10:59:06.266-04:00yep- chimney starter=hot coals even in a hurricane...yep- chimney starter=hot coals even in a hurricaneUnknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07756954254504511295noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1566606152366187003.post-10592003768614373842010-06-29T10:42:24.174-04:002010-06-29T10:42:24.174-04:00I live in Korea, and the sell cheap quality charco...I live in Korea, and the sell cheap quality charcoal that lights with cigarette lighter within a couple seconds like a champ. It comes in funny shapes but works great for charcoal flavor.(some in circular bricks, others in maybe 1.5 inch tube shape) The koreans don't have a lot figured out but quick lighting charcoal is in their wheelhouse. I wonder why theirs lights so easy and ours often is such a pain?Mickhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12870500561912839531noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1566606152366187003.post-50970478352180324342010-06-29T10:41:38.979-04:002010-06-29T10:41:38.979-04:00If ya gotta bitch about sumpin, it mitass well be ...If ya gotta bitch about sumpin, it mitass well be dis!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1566606152366187003.post-55169836836995967042010-06-29T10:02:13.384-04:002010-06-29T10:02:13.384-04:00That bag saying 10 minutes is like Barney Frank sa...That bag saying 10 minutes is like Barney Frank saying that the housing market was in good shape on the leprechaun's show a few years back. Took me 30 minutes to get my charcoal going. They ARE lying F#$@s.Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01896623113462725797noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1566606152366187003.post-75487563995742635122010-06-29T08:43:47.823-04:002010-06-29T08:43:47.823-04:00Kingsford = CRAP! Coal dust bound together with p...Kingsford = CRAP! Coal dust bound together with parafin and a host of chemicals. As Alton Brown might say, "not good eats!" Hardwood lump charcoal with a chimney starter, fueled by a sheet or two of newspaper sprayed with cooking oil, and you are have 500+ degree coals in less than 15 minutes. Do I prefer gas? Yes, especially when I grill during the week, but if we have friends over on the weekend and we are just hanging around for the afternoon or evening charcoal is king.TJhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17446846735316278353noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1566606152366187003.post-76800977169333709252010-06-29T08:41:25.146-04:002010-06-29T08:41:25.146-04:00love the rant czabe- enjoy your vacation. Get back...love the rant czabe- enjoy your vacation. Get back on the air in time for football...Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09199518141888080125noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1566606152366187003.post-64742259727055017352010-06-29T03:52:11.904-04:002010-06-29T03:52:11.904-04:00CZABE..... get back on XM.....I want to tell you w...CZABE..... get back on XM.....I want to tell you where I'm at and what I'm haulin.Nolan from the 435https://www.blogger.com/profile/01668897668039741957noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1566606152366187003.post-36117291330620081222010-06-29T03:50:32.987-04:002010-06-29T03:50:32.987-04:00THAN gas.....no ball breakers?THAN gas.....no ball breakers?Nolan from the 435https://www.blogger.com/profile/01668897668039741957noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1566606152366187003.post-38606161224851821442010-06-29T03:49:34.168-04:002010-06-29T03:49:34.168-04:00If not, put on your George Foreman Grill. Let the ...If not, put on your George Foreman Grill. Let the real men enjoy cooking outdoors.Nolan from the 435https://www.blogger.com/profile/01668897668039741957noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1566606152366187003.post-26319022959668840872010-06-29T03:46:33.576-04:002010-06-29T03:46:33.576-04:00Hey aespen....get skills....delicious foodHey aespen....get skills....delicious foodNolan from the 435https://www.blogger.com/profile/01668897668039741957noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1566606152366187003.post-73845195295364246972010-06-29T03:44:45.804-04:002010-06-29T03:44:45.804-04:00THEN gas...sorryTHEN gas...sorryNolan from the 435https://www.blogger.com/profile/01668897668039741957noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1566606152366187003.post-81146329806076899352010-06-29T03:44:16.460-04:002010-06-29T03:44:16.460-04:00about an hour and 1/2 a can of fluid to cook on......about an hour and 1/2 a can of fluid to cook on.....then they burn for 6 hours. Still, better tahn gasNolan from the 435https://www.blogger.com/profile/01668897668039741957noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1566606152366187003.post-66745663527181303932010-06-28T23:59:06.659-04:002010-06-28T23:59:06.659-04:00I agree, Kingsford SUCKS!! I use hardwood charcoal...I agree, Kingsford SUCKS!! I use hardwood charcoal. LOVE the flavor, need some skill to get an even cook, but after 10 years of grilling expertise I don't mind.Advocatus Diabolihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06399881391267768842noreply@blogger.com