Lamar Odom's Candy Obsession

Who here thinks Lamar Odom will be on the Shawn Kemp 400-pound express train when he retires from the NBA?

Either that, or he's going to need to quit eating candy cold turkey.

Quitting crack, might actually be easier.

I remember when this story first came out, and it was a triple-WHOA! Even for the world of the NBA, where nutty shit comes flying out of the news cycle on a regular basis.

Funny too, that an impulsive, compulsive sweet tooth like Lamar would marry Sasquatch Kardashian (her given name, don't look at me people) after dating her for just 4 months!

And how fat is SHE going to get when the two have had a few long off-seasons to cuddle up with a few 5 lb. bags of red vines and spice drops?

Now I am sure there's still probably 3% of you who are hearing about this story for the first time. For you people, let me just spare you the trip to Snopes.com.

This is real.

Now pass me the Now N' Laters.