Tuesday, May 7, 2013

Tiger's Peepers Are Poppin' Out of His Head!

Okay, so this US Weekly report says that Tiger was "hammered" at the after party to the Met Gala where he made his first public, "red carpet" appearance with ski-bunny-studette and girlfriend Lindsay Vonn.

Possibly.

But what in the duece is making his eyeballs pop out like shiny new Titleists?






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9 comments:

  1. FedkaTheConvictMay 8, 2013 at 6:38 AM

    Drinking alcohol causes your pupils to dilate as does standing in a dimly lit area. Tiger looks like he had a few too many.

    Anyone else noticed that Lindsay Vonn has two different hairstyles in these photos?

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    1. Mike JMay 8, 2013 at 12:01 PM

      Respectfully, pupils are not the same thing as eyelids.

      And, she took out the hair tie in the back. That's called letting her hair down.

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  2. UnknownMay 8, 2013 at 7:31 AM

    He's just doing his Tom Hanks impersonation.

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  3. Boss HoggMay 8, 2013 at 7:39 AM

    Boy, Lindsay Vonn is quite a step back from what he had. Ouch!

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    1. SmokestackMay 9, 2013 at 7:30 AM

      Couldn't agree with you more Boss.....HUGE step back.

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  4. SteamrolluMay 8, 2013 at 11:50 AM

    "Tell 'em Large Marge sent'cha"

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  5. DanielMay 8, 2013 at 5:53 PM

    He doesn't look human in these pictures. Drinking usually lowers your eyelids.

    If he got pulled over looking like that, the officer might have to call a priest to perform an exorcism.

    Also, I agree with boss hogg. I hope she has the ability to bring it a little more than that. She looks like the girl you would settle for at the end of a long night of drinking. Yikes!

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  6. rbMay 9, 2013 at 1:31 PM

    Great body, her head's too big and kind of manly.

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