Albert Haynesworth - aka "Albert He-aint-worth-it" is a charming guy.
- Stomping un-protected Andre Gurode in the head
- Paralyzing a driver by tailgating him, then passing, and then causing him to run into a concrete divider. (Civil settlement pending)
- Getting out of a speeding ticket for going 103 mph
He's a guy who really takes care of his "baby-mommas".
"It is very stressful, I cry all the time," stripper Silvia Mena told the New York Post.
Mena claims Haynesworth impregnated her four months ago in Miami during Super Bowl week, according to the paper. Court papers filed Tuesday alleged Haynesworth became aware of the pregnancy and promised to provide the New York woman with financial and emotional support.
But the dancer claims that Haynesworth hasn't come through with that support.
Well, ain't that shocking?! Tell missy to get in line behind Mrs. Haynesworth - currently negotiating her own big ol' chunk of that $100 million Snyder bonus check!