Tuesday, October 18, 2011

Shut The Front Door!

Three words: Albino. Cyclops. Shark.

Holy f***.
A fisherman has discovered what appears to be an albino cyclops shark with a single eye in the centre of its face - and scientists say it’s real. The cyclops fetus was cut from the belly of a pregnant bull shark caught in the Gulf of California. Shark researchers who have examined the creature say it is genuine and not a fake - although it is unlikely it would have survived the birth.
And the Raiders traded a 1st and 2nd rounder to the Bengals for Carson Palmer at the trade deadline.

You can flip a coin as to which story leaves you - as Clark Griswold would say - "more surprised than if I woke up with my head sewed to the carpet."


  1. The real story is this four-handed fisherman.

  2. So, you're equally surprised by an albino cyclops shark, and an insane Raiders trade.

    You're really suprised they'd give up a No. 1 and a No. 2 (Oakland is not going to the AFC title game this year or next) for the successor to JaMarcus Russell?

  3. What shocks me more is that the Redskins weren't going to give up three first rounds picks for Palmer.

  4. That thing is so fake. What kind of shark has two eyeballs that resemble that one? Dont trust everything you see on the intraweb Czabe!