Wednesday, April 11, 2012

Bobby Petrino Just Retired the Trophy

 And he did it, with this one last priceless photo op of him looking like Jeff Daniels in Dumb n' Dumber.

To quote Clark Griswold...

And I want to look him straight in the eye, and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is! Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where's the Tylenol?

Meanwhile, once upon a time, Jim Tressel was considered the most vile, low-down, evil, lying, cheatin' son-of-a-gun in college football. had their in depth investigation, splashed on the cover, oh so full of righteousness.

How quaint that scandal seems in comparison. Did the Vest lie? Yes. To the NCAA. Shame.

But it's not like he was having an extra-marital affair with a 20-something grad student, to whom he paid $20,000 as walking-around-girlfriend money. All while fast-tracking her for a cushy job inside the football program, and then lying to the University and the media about a motorcycle accident with his honey-do on the back seat giving him a reach around (probably) at the worst possible time.

Now that, my friends, is a scandal!

At this rate, SI might just run out of covers to properly tsk-tsk the unseemly underbelly of this thing called "college football."


  1. The time has come for another great flood.

    The filthy realm of corruption in sports must be sent to the eternal septic tank with one flush. But it would take a tsunami of biblical proportions to flush out the Penn States and Petrinos and Tressels hiding out of view from the public. A new Million Fan march is needed (in honor of Papa Joe, RIP) and it should be directed at Boomer's Bristol as a starting point.

    You have no idea what kind of rage is flowing in my veins when I heard that Petrino was paying that skank 20 grrr. I hate lying pieces of crap with authority. The crash was a just reward.

  2. Imagine how much more they would all lie and cheat if a playoff was involved...

  3. Memo to all Coaches:

    Do not lie about your team's bounty program or your new employee who is female and 20 plus years your junior and really hot.

    Do that and your life is cream cheese.