Okay, two things.
1. What a dummy! When you are getting a "good deal" in front of a judge, you TAKE IT... and shut your mouth! (and keep your hands to yourself!)
2. Man, what a bitch!
As you were, kids. Remember: cute judges can still do irrational and vindictive things. That, and jail ain't no fun. Even for just 30 days.
Wonder if he'll get to tweet from jail? Do you get two tweets and one phone call? Or other way around?