Smash... smash... SUHMASH!
"According to a report on Stomp and QQ two men had loaded a trolley of their own with 15 crates of drinks, instead of using a supermarket trolley - store trolleys are adapted to lock onto the ridges on the escalator.
Police are currently investigating the incident."
/cue Jackie Chiles
"How much Snapple was on that shopping cart? What flavor Snapple? Do you know what one case of Snapple weighs? I love Snapple, don't you ladies and gentlemen of the jury?"