Monday, June 7, 2010

Not To Be Paranoid, But....

A lot of weird crap going on in the world right now.

Sinkhole in Guatemala.
Volcano in Europe.
Ruptured oil well in the Gulf.
Al and Tipper Gore getting divorced.
Tampa Bay with the best record in baseball.
Lindsay Lohan actually passing her first two court mandated drug tests.

I often wonder: "What would it be like to live in world where all this shit happens, and Lady Gaga can write a song about her fucking cell phone not working and have it float to the top of the charts like one of my fetid mud logs?"

Not a world I wanna live in, folks!

Next Lady Gaga song to hit number one, and I'm jumping into that damn hole in Guatamala.

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