"Our record shows that we're a bad team, but we're not a bad team. I mean, every game we lose, it's in the fourth quarter."
- Wizards F Andray Blatche, whose team is currently 9-26.
He also helpfully set Wizards fans straight on the issue of his amorphously soft and un-inspiring body for a big man, saying "When I do lift, I'm the type of person, I don't see results at all. I mean, I tried everything, man."
And don't expect him to play in the post either. If you wanted Shaq, you should've gotten Shaq.