Tuesday, October 2, 2012

Death By Pigs: Not Pretty

When I was a kid, the first pig I ever saw, was named Porky.

He was mostly friendly, occassionally agitated. And had a stutter.

He did not, eat you alive.

Real pigs, are quite different animals. In short, they will f*** you up, if given the chance.

Take this holy sh** story from Oregon.
When he wasn't seen for several hours, a family member went to look for him, and found Garner's dentures on the ground in front of the hog enclosure, which housed several of the animals. 
While searching the hog enclosure, the family member found Garner's body in several pieces, with a majority of it consumed by the hogs, the district attorney said
Dentures. All that was left was his choppers. Damn.

It reminds me of the epic scene in Deadwood, where Al Swearengen tries to communicate with Mr. Wu on which dope fiends murdered the Chinese courier.

This is definitely NOT SFW and certainly politically incorrect. But, it serves as a great Deadwood 101 for those that never saw the series.


  1. Beware of any man who owns a pig farm... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4HAQ3pNHwj4

  2. Boukou beat me to it!

    Czabe, you gotta watch SNATCH.