It took me a while to figure out why the NFL’s hardballing
of their existing referees was flat out bugging me so much.
In my head, I know it will get resolved. Eventually.
And given the utter sh**show we’ve been treated to so far, I
don’t think the NFL can last until Week 2 of the regular season like they did
back in 2001.
For starters, back then Division I refs were allowed to
moonlight during the lockout by the NCAA, and they were not afraid of being
blackballed forever as scabs.
No go on both of those fronts this time.
Which has given us the “We’ll Remember His Name Forever”
Craig Ochoa. The man who was fired from the Lingerie Football League.
Naturally, the NFL is even quibbling with that, saying he
wasn’t really “fired.” Whatever.
So I was wondering why this power play by the Shield so
bothered me, and then I realized: the NFL has become “that guy.”
A schmuck. A total, and complete SCHMUCK.
The NFL is the guy who grabs two fistfuls of free golf tees,
at the nice country club you were invited to play by somebody who is a member.
With the head pro, watching him take all those tees and stuff them in his bag.
The NFL is the dad who is already spending $4,000 on a
family vacation, but INSISTS on parking the family in off-airport super-remote
parking – because it is $5 cheaper per day!
The NFL is the schmuck whose cheapness and vindictiveness is
not just embarrassing to be around, they are genuinely ruining what should be a
fun experience for everyone.
As football fans, we are all excited for good ol’ cranium
rattling action to commence.
But for god’s sake, do you REALLY have to troll the LFL for
scab refs, Roger Goodell, just so you can break the back of Gene Steratore and
Ed Hochuli?
Really? Oh, yes?
You dicks.
NFL referees are the best refs in the world. Their sport is
the most violent, fast moving, complicated, and highly scrutinized in the
world. It is not even close.
And the rule book has become a larded up joke, full of
obscure concepts, prinicples, and conditionally off-setting penalties and
definitions.
The argument about them being “part time” is the biggest
canard in the book. They are “part time” only because the league can’t play
games all year long. They would have literally nothing to do from February to
August.
This is not a paper route for these guys to make some extra
cash. This is the culmination of a life’s work in the field of football officiating.
The road to wearing NFL stripes is arguably as much of a longshot as the road
to playing in the league.
So what do the refs want? A bump in pay in line with the
last negotiation (between 6-12%) and a continuation of their benefits, like
their pension.
The Mighty Shield, multi-billion dollar industry that it is,
says that’s way too much. In fact, they are looking to PHASE OUT things like
the ref’s pension plan.
In the meantime, Craig Ochoa is stumbling over calling Atlanta
“Arizona” – not once, but twice – this pre-season.
Goodell and the owners nickel-and-diming an essential
component of their product, that somehow, only THEY don’t see as essential.
Schmucks.
Let’s hope fans take this lesson, and begin to
nickel-and-dime the league back in every way they can.
Meh. It's not an important job or one that betters the country in any way...and they get paid VERY WELL already for a FEW MONTHS of work. If I was in their position I'd happily be cashing those checks and keep my mouth shut.
ReplyDelete"not one that betters the country in anyway"... that is one of the worst types of arguments to make. It completely and totally misses the point Czabe is making. There is nothing about the NFL that 'betters the country in any way'. That conversation is not happening here. Czabe is making the point that the NFL is shooting itself in the foot with its penny-wise, pound foolish policies with regards to the refs.
ReplyDeleteIf the Cleveland Browns, (THE CLEVELAND BROWNS?!) are worth 1 BILLION Dollars ($1,000,000,000 !?!), then knock off the BS with the officials and PAY them, NFL. I'm sure you have the money to do so in your PETTY CASH drawer. Except for Ed Hochuli. He can STAY gone.
ReplyDeleteI hope no one is surprised here. Look what they did to the players, you know, the only ones that people are really paying their money to see. The NFL's descent into pure unadulterated greed has been going on now for quite some time. Demanding subsidized stadiums, PSLs, The salary cap to protect themselves from....themselves, blackouts of non-sold out games. I am happy to watch a game on free television, but I refuse to give those asshats another dime.
ReplyDeleteWatching the Vikings/Bills pre-season game tonight and these refs are an embarrassment. They called an illegal block in the back on a punt against the kicking team. Yep. Not kidding.
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