Monday, June 3, 2013

Stormchaser Claims "Bitch of The Year" Award



Okay, full points for somehow getting footage of a high speed collision with a FLAMING bail of hay.

Demerits for being such a little girl. And for yelling at your driver, McLovin'.

Your "life dice" had already been thrown at this point, buddy. No amount of cryin' is gonna change 'em. So next time, channel your best Lt. Dan and start screaming: "You call this a storm!!!!?"

6 comments:

  1. Just an FYI, that isn't a flaming bale of hay. Not even close. Better get those 45 y/o eyes checked Czabe.

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  2. It looks a lot like a flaming bale of hay to my 46 year old eyes.

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  3. How do you suppose the hay caught on fire?

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  4. It's the headlights from the car reflecting off the hay bale, not flames you clowns.

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  5. Thank you mootay.

    Yah its a burning hay bale in a 200 mph tornado with rain coming down at an inch every two minutes. Yah... um thats right.

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  6. Dude, I get your scared but you also chose to be chasing one of mother nature's most destructive forces. Yelling like a girl while sitting next to the driver as he's trying to concentrate on driving, one wiper completely gone, and the other is wiping nothing off a smashed window while debris is hitting the vehicle. No distraction there pansy. After the chaos ended, I hope the driver and guy in back got out, opened the passenger door, and commenced a repetitive (yet short) line ala the scene in 'Airplane' where they b**ch slap the passenger.

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