Tuesday, April 13, 2010

Not That Augusta National Is Anal Retentive, Or Anything...


"Golf is not, on the whole, a game for realists. By its exactitudes of measurement it invites the attention of perfectionists."

-Heywood Hale Broun

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  1. If so perfect, what's with the khaki pants, Center Painter Guy?

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  2. Ha! Great point, Anthony! I didn't even notice that. Ol' Khaki pants is soooooo fired!

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  3. At first, I thought the khaki guy was Czabe!

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  4. Khaki guy is the "alpha painter". that's why he's in the middle. plus it makes it symmetrical...

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  5. You KNOW they're all wearing DOCKERS, or they wouldn't be allowed on the grounds.

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  6. I don't get it. What are they painting?

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  7. They are painting the curb to magnolia lane, the entrance to the club. ONLY the players and club members can drive down there, so nobody really even sees this thing.

    And, it's the SUNDAY before the Masters! The club has all FUCKING YEAR to get that thing painted, and they OF COURSE have to paint it in public, with a SQUADRON of dudes. Hilarious. But I love it...

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