When ever Tony Dungy - the NBC analyst - comes up, I usually say: "Nice man, AWFUL analyst."
Some people are taken aback. Others mount a timid argument.
Here's a perfect example.
Sunday, talking about the Texans comeback win against my Redskins, Dungy said he thought it was an impressive win because "the ground game wasn't working..." blah blah blah.
Uh, wrong.
The ground game might have worked, if not for the fact that MATT SCHAUB WAS PASSING THE BALL AT WILL!
Sorry, I am yelling at you in my ALL CAPS. Sorry.
The dude was throwing pitch and catch like it was a 7 on 7 drill in May OTA's.
So when it comes to that kind of "analysis", well as a fan, let's just say it doesn't exactly wow you that somehow these ex coaches are all capable of explaining the game in ways you never would have imagined.
Well, I think Dungy also said the Vikings couldn't run the ball on Miami...that's why they lost. Um...Adrian Peterson had 145 YARDS rushing. But they couldn't run the ball.
ReplyDeleteAnd at the end of his tele-prompter induced jibberish, his co-workers always say " hey thanks tony we'll see ya next week!" ... YEA! when they really want to say..."look, we all know just as well as you do america that this guy sucks ass as a commentator, but the execs made us do it... plus he needed a job. we hate it too. Now back to you, ummm... bob costas?? (queue laughter sound bite)
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He's awful, and he looks like a deer in headlights. He is beyond reproach though. He is the great Tony Dungy, winner of 1 Super Bowl. If you criticize him, he'll tell God and make sure that you don't get into heaven.
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