Monday, September 20, 2010

No Dude, You Don't Get To Keep The Helmet


This clown has got to be the idiot of the week for actually thinking he is allowed to KEEP a stray HELMET that flies into the crowd.

Enjoy the moment when security guy has to SHOW him the fucking back of his ticket, explaining that, um, no, that Brandon Jacobs helmet is NOT a souvenir.

Of course, you don't want to mess with "Helga Manning" because she seems mightily pissed off at something.
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12 comments:

  1. JeremySeptember 20, 2010 at 9:28 AM

    I think she is Carrot Top's missing twin sister

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  2. mrredskinSeptember 20, 2010 at 9:29 AM

    Idiot award goes to Jacobs. If I were the fan, I'd fight to keep it, too. How is this any different than Rodman throwing his jersey in the crowd after an ejection or a rogue bat during a baseball game?

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  3. cool runningSeptember 20, 2010 at 9:42 AM

    Steve, the morning whining bitch, (AKA) the Packers' ass wipe. Leave Brett and the Vikings alone. Why don't you worry about your own team, the doormat of the division. They should be 0-2.

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  4. PackWinsSeptember 20, 2010 at 10:06 AM

    Woulda, Coulda, Shoulda....this nut pretty much sums up the Queens history! So bobsled boy thinks the Vikes are a better team than the Packers? Seems someone is unhappy with the reality of the Queens being 0-2 and the prospect of waiting another year for a shot at choking in the SB again.

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  5. UnknownSeptember 20, 2010 at 11:37 AM

    I didn't know Joe Piscopo was a Colts fan?

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  6. TahaSeptember 20, 2010 at 11:58 AM

    I think she was in the Whitesnake video...no, not tawny kitaen, the singer

    - Taha

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  7. MattSeptember 20, 2010 at 1:55 PM

    Jacobs was a complete DONKEY for throwing it, even if he intended for it to go somewhere other than the stands -- plain and simple. The helmet is NOT a football.

    No helmet throw, no donkey in the stands trying to keep it.

    If they don't fine Jacobs for being a whiney crybaby donkey for throwing the helmet, then the NFL has really lost it.

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  8. tnthudsonSeptember 20, 2010 at 4:54 PM

    Yeah, dude had to give the "hat" (John Madden props) back, but Jacobs should have had to go kiss Carrottop's ma on the behind to get it back. What a punk.

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  9. tillSeptember 20, 2010 at 7:14 PM

    Giants should have showed a some class and offered the guy a little something in return. Jersey, etc. instead of sending muscle into the stands to strong arm him.
    Punk ass move.

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  10. Jeff PetersSeptember 20, 2010 at 8:08 PM

    Helga Manning.... hahahahahahahaha!!!!!

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  11. jimSeptember 20, 2010 at 11:58 PM

    They should have tazed this goofy idiot just to wipe that stupid smile off his face. It's not like they were in a hurry. Hell Jacobs didn't need his helmet back anytime soon.

    As for the "Giants should have gave him something for it" arguement yeah they could have and may just have as a nice gesture after they got it back. However, once this schmuck copped his moron attitude there was no way he was getting anything more than a "reminder" that this hat wasn't his. No matter what kind of "logic" this slow blinking Taco Bell chalupa associate wants to use there was no way the NFL was going to let him keep it.

    Jack Links must have been filming another Messin' with Sasquatch ad at the Colts game. Good God man that's a beast. Her shots must be up to date to be at the game.

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  12. Jim O'CSeptember 21, 2010 at 11:07 AM

    Carrot Top's show must have been cancelled in Vegas. Too bad really, such a talent.

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