One word: "Goggles."
I sh** you not.
From "The Corner" on National Review Online...
"The bill, which initially garnered attention by requiring the use of condoms in pornographic films, also requires that “personal protective equipment be visible in the final product of an adult film” so as to ”prevent contact of an employee’s eye; skin, mucous membranes, or genitals” with, well, most any kind of bodily fluid that might reasonably be present. The bill also mandates the use of gloves when touching contaminated laundry, plastic and disposable materials to clean up sets, and lubricants for use with condoms."Okay, the gloves thing: not a problem. The goggles. Uh, yeah. Not gonna work.
Unless that it is, it somehow entices broad shouldered swimming babes like Dara Torres into the business.
Not likely. But we can dream.
Well, we're already encasing our kids in bubble wrap these days, might as well do the same with our porn stars cuz this will definitely save lives.
ReplyDeleteAn attempt to drive the industry out of CA?
ReplyDeleteGive them blue googles and edit it out in post-production.
ReplyDeleteGoggles, sorry.
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