Healthcare.gov By The Numbers

0 - Percent Truth to Obama's "If You Like Your Plan, You Can Keep It.." line
1 - Person who has been fired over Obamacare: The nice woman who went on Sean Hannity's radio show.
6 - Number of actual people who successfully signed up on Day 1 of Obamacare.
7 - Number of "Assistant Secretaries of Health and Human Services" under Kathleen Sebelius
$174 million (and counting) - Cost of designing Healthcare.gov
42 - Months the government geniuses had to get Healthcare.gov up and running

$9.99 - Price of a new copy of "Internet For Dummies" book.

Watching state senator Brian Kelsey of Tennesee hand Sebelius this book, and looking at her sourpuss mug - f'ing PRICELESS!

NOTE: See ol' "Grandpa Lardslide" sitting there? Yep, you'll be paying for lots and lots of HIS doctor visits!