5 Stories That Will Certainly Be Lively Discussion At the Dinner Table

1. MAN RUNS INTO BURNING HOUSE... TO SAVE HIS BEER

2. KNICKS DECIDE GIVING THEIR STAR PLAYER'S BROTHER A ROSTER SPOT IS A GOOD IDEA

3. NIGERIAN SOCCER IS SO CROOKED, EVEN DAVID STERN WOULD SAY "WHOA, TRY TO BE A LITTLE LESS OBVIOUS FELLAS"

4. EVERY TIME YOUR DAUGHTER WHIPS OFF HER BRA WITH SOME DUDE, YOU'LL GET A TWEET LETTING YOU KNOW

5. INDONESIAN VILLIAGE READY TO SHUT DOWN MASKED MONKEY SHOWS