It's Not Easy Making Oakland Colisuem Look Pretty For a Date

This week I took the NFL to the woodshed for not being able to "flip" the Raiders home stadium in what would have been a slim 8-10 hours, from baseball to football.

Uh, yeah. Well.... involves a bit more than I realized.

Like crane-dropping in sections of seats that sit out in the parking lot.
Or trailer-hauling the mounds into the bowels like cakes on a tupperwear dish.
And of course changing out the bird-shit-stained tarps in the upper decks from "A's" to "Raiders."

Hell, let's just buy Al Davis' creepy kid a new stadium.

This place is a dump!