ron Man's secretary Pepper Potts, that alleges all kinds of mean things about this dippy Hollywood actress who started a website called "Goop.com".
Whatever. I don't care. All I know, is that facially speaking, Paltrow is like catnip for my eyes. I can't stop admiring her "look."
Oh, I know her limitations: weak front-court, no sense of humor.
And did I mention "dippy?"
I finally realized that the old cosmetic truth about facial symmetry as the key to perceived beauty was certainly her strong suit.
I mean, LOOK AT THOSE LEVEL PERFECTLY HORIZONTAL EYES! /insert Howard Cosell shouting voice! LOOK AT THOSE HIGH AND TIGHT CHEEKBONES! ABSOLUTELY MAGNIFICENT!
And a great smile. Of course.
So before poor ol' Goop Girl has to run out and try to singlehandedly purchase every copy of Vanity Fair and throw them in her mansion's incinerator, enjoy these photos.