Friday, October 18, 2013

Will Google Glass Make Watching Live Baseball Somehow Awesome?

Oh, I doubt it. But if you love baseball, then you don't need Google Glass in the first place, now do you?

Still, I am somewhat intrigued by the possibilities.

Could Google Glass someday super-impose a live blue-line "tracer" on batted balls, pitched balls? Could it deliver HD replays from multiple camera angles, right to your face? Could it scan the crowd for attractive females within a specific age and weight demographic?

In theory, ALL of that is well, "possible."

But at the end of it all, you are still at... shudder... a baseball game.

The real joy of going to live baseball games, is as time honored and truthful as falling asleep under an oak tree with a bottle of sour mash at your side.

Getting drunk. Hammered, if possible.

And so, with that in mind, I figured I would compile and present a short list of some of  my favorite "Drunk Moments in Baseball History", powered by Google (the plain old search engine) and not the fancy schmantzy glasses.


Phillies "Tazer Boy"

 Unknown Streaker

 White Trash William Legue and Son Attack Ump

 Drunky McRoyals Mom

Unknown Fat Guy

1 comment:

  1. People, I implore you, just watch the game. You don't need google to tell you that there was a home run.