Wednesday, August 21, 2013

Snicky du Jour: Kate Upton

The following is how Kate Upton's tiny little Commodore 64 computer of a brain thinks... (real quote)...

"After my first Sports Illustrated cover, I felt terrible about myself for a solid month," the former equestrian champ told Elle magazine of the picture of herself in a red bikini.

"Every single guy I met was either married or about to be married, and I felt like I was their bachelor present or something. I'm not a toy, I'm a human. I'm not here to be used. I am a grown woman, and you need to figure your s*** out."

Okay then. Time to stop modeling, and get that office job you obviously would prefer.

1 comment:

  1. I am sorry honey, I couldn't hear you over the awesomeness of your rack.