Will she have anything interesting or funny to say?
But there she is, sounding just sooooo excited to finally join the 140 character fray.
"Against my better judgment, I have finally joined Twitter. Every possible version of my name is already in use so for now my Twitter handle is @MeganFox516. See you there."
Oh yeah. She'll soon realize it is against her, and anyone else's better judgement. In the meantime. She's awfully lovely to look at.